Deciphering the Code
Mommy With a Penis is busily doing work in the bedroom when a three year old girl comes scurrying in.
MAXIE: Papa, Papa!
MOMMY WITH A PENIS: Yes darling?
MAXIE: I want a regielusodlkeyoooo.
MOMMY WITH A PENIS: What's that?
MAXIE: You know. A gloeuuhdoeiuiii.
Maxie sees that Mommy With a Penis is confused and tries to clarify.
MAXIE: 'Abastian has a leourertgderfff. An I wan one too.
MOMMY WITH A PENIS: Sebastian has something and you want one too.
Maxie nods, thrilled her meaning is understood. Mommy With a Penis stands.
MOMMY WITH A PENIS: Well, let's go find out what a hibbideyhoobey is.
Maxie and Mommy With a Penis go into the backyard, where they find a seven year old boy in the throes of some pretend game.
Mommy With a Penis turns to Maxie incredulously.
MOMMY WITH A PENIS: Is this what you wanted? A cigarette?
Maxie nods with enthusiasm. Mommy With a Penis quickly switches focus back to Sebastian, and finds that there are no words. A huge shit eating grin spreads across Sebastian's face.
SEBASTIAN: It's not lit, Papa. See? I'm only pretending.
The kids eyes are bright and their smiles iridescent. They have no sense of any wrongdoing. Mommy With a Penis is flummoxed, unsure what the lesson should be.
Fade to black.