Michael Jackson was only Mortal
who wore makeup and a wig
and had questionable parenting skills
sound familiar?
Hold Out for the Entire Paella
This is for the soldiers over at Dad Blogs ... I've had to polish my armor, sharpen my broadsword and am about to mount my high horse. I am going off to war. My opponent, my insidious, wily and downright lowdown opponent will spin fabrication at the drop of a hat. She is a fiendish foe whose goal is to wear me down and make me feel my voice insignificant. Oh, you, fiery hound of Hell, stand back. Because I am now armed with truth and am not afraid of battling you who shall not be named. You gnarled root ball. You canker blossom. You thorny thistle. But enough mystery! I must reveal your identity, call you by your true self, for I am not afraid of unleashing unending misery upon the lands. That is simply myth. I officially throw down the gauntlet Board of Ed ! Your move. It started innocently enough. Well, he is a boy, after all. I'm sure he'll catch up. And I chose to believe that my son's physical and mental growth was still within average range. This is what I know no...
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Then I read this post by Suzy Soro over at "Hollywood: Where HOT Comes To Die": http://wherehotcomestodie.blogspot.com/2009/07/michael-jackson-memorial.html
And the part about him beginning his plastic surgery campaign when he matured and began to really resemble his abusive father made me re-think my formerly very critical stance. I suppose if I had been abused as a child, I might not want to look in the mirror and see someone who looked just like my abuser every day, either.
And so my stance softened.
But your post is still funny. :)
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