CALLER: Would you consider voting for Mike Gatto?
HUSBAND: Before I can answer that, I need to know where he stands on gay marriage.
CALLER: (Pause.) Well, um, I'm pretty sure he's for it.
HUSBAND: (Not totally convinced.) Where can I see that in writing?
CALLER: (Searching frenetically.) Well... I'm sure it's here somewhere. Oh, yeah, here it is. Yes, he definitely is in favor of gay marriage. (Beat. Beat.) No, wait, that's abortion.