Family Planning Advice?

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We may have been spared the entire Bristol/Levi scandal if they lived in Northampton, England...

And from what we've seen of Mr. Johnston johnson...

A little rear entrance might have suited him just fine.

Comments

Unknown said…
hahahahaha! That is AWESOME!
February 23, 2010 at 12:35 PM
gretchen said…
Oh you are bad. Very, very bad.
February 23, 2010 at 3:30 PM
Sharon said…
My. Hmm Uhmm...well you cudda been badder
February 23, 2010 at 4:48 PM
Vodka Logic said…
Love the sign..apparently no one proof read it with a sense of humor.

Thanks for the laugh.

As for Johnsons, johnson, I think I'll skip it.
February 23, 2010 at 8:42 PM
BellaDaddy said…
Too funny for wrods...kudos!
February 24, 2010 at 7:07 PM
Dorothy Rimson said…
This is hilarious!!!!!!!!
February 24, 2010 at 8:47 PM
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