Friday, March 6, 2009

Bad Mommy 3: Why I Oughta...


It was one of those days. My two year old determined NOT to be content. She wants the princess outfit on. She wants the princess outfit off. Hello Kitty t-shirt on with pink panties. No, scratch that. With Sleeping Beauty panties. She throws a box of cereal on the floor. Hello Kitty t-shirt off. Panties off. Yells at dog. Pees on floor. Slaps my face. For lunch, she wants chicken, cucumber, yogurt. She spits out chicken. Ignores cucumber. And knocks her Danimals all over the kitchen counter. She refuses to help clean up. Idonwanna accompanies each action. Her whine so insidious, I'm a vibrating violin string ready to snap.

Phone rings. It's Hubby:

MOMMY WITH A PENIS: Maxie almost went through the window.

HUBBY: (With terror in his voice.) What happened?

MOMMY WITH A PENIS: I almost threw her threw her through it!

6 comments:

jpooh said...

Ohhh, just WAIT till she's fourteen...

Jan from the Sushi Bar

Jason Mayo said...

All I can say is thank goodness we live in a ranch house...

Sarah T. said...

Funny - I just whipped off *my* Hello Kitty T shirt and pink panties, yelled at the dog and peed on the floor. Maxie and I are SO alike...

Bella Daddy said...

Uh Huh, "TIME OUT" isnt exactly working in our house about now either ;-)

(F)redddy said...

L.M.M.F.A.O!

luv 2 cook said...

HA, Mine just turned 4 sunday and I think she is almost out of the idonwannnnnnnnnnna stage. You made me snort with laughter. Thanks