tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post5290177863619327482..comments2023-10-24T02:38:09.223-07:00Comments on Mommy with a Penis: Cosmo the KillerMommy with a Penishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10360095273858091641noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-72773347670309122872009-06-28T14:56:43.848-07:002009-06-28T14:56:43.848-07:00LOL! Cosmo needs a dog whisperer!
Lucky needs a v...LOL! Cosmo needs a dog whisperer!<br /><br />Lucky needs a vet or wildlife rehab person to care for him. Just because a "dingo ate you baby" doesnt mean you know shit about keeping orphaned wildlife!<br /><br />As for the 'crazy O" lady, well...she is hoping that Max had a great birthday and that you don't have any more backyard bloodshed!<br /><br />Will miss your sage-like insight and humor.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08768255484937417464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-43878965506515786892009-06-28T02:07:42.280-07:002009-06-28T02:07:42.280-07:00oh my god.... you are SO butch! your story is sad ...oh my god.... you are SO butch! your story is sad but comical... have you ever thought of writing a book..."the trouble with cosmo..?" and write stories of his antics? you'd make a fortune and ok, you bent my arm back far enough, i WILL be your agent... we can split the dough 60/40.<br /><br />ok ok, 40/60.<br /><br /><br /><br />geeez you drive a hard bargain...<br />50/50.<br /><br />ok, i accept.<br /><br />hahahahahaha<br /><br />CChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09910078888984045131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-85566562842189659472009-06-25T14:11:09.079-07:002009-06-25T14:11:09.079-07:00BTW - can you look up March 18th for me and see if...BTW - can you look up March 18th for me and see if it's the day of freaking the fuck out? tyLalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02007574951471223149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-31198081867394867602009-06-25T14:10:12.911-07:002009-06-25T14:10:12.911-07:00I have a wolf/dog too. What a great day of discove...I have a wolf/dog too. What a great day of discovery this has been for me. My mom finds the best blogs. Does Cosmo howl at firetrucks?Lalahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02007574951471223149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-2491006244608007332009-06-24T15:17:13.118-07:002009-06-24T15:17:13.118-07:00Well, you're a better man than I! Having grown...Well, you're a better man than I! Having grown up in rural areas, I know how hideous possums can be and I think I would have just screamed and cringed...a lot...and demanded that my Other Half dispose of the creatures post haste. (I'm perfectly happy to assume the role of the meek female in these types of situations!)<br /><br />I've already begun talking to my 4 1/2 year old Duchess about death. Like sex, I don't want it to carry too awfully much mystique. <br /><br />I hope your little beauty had a wonderful birthday. <br /><br />P.S. The word verification that just popped up is "unbuf." You most certainly were not that, you Possum Wrangler, you!!Amyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10158546369146047030noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-87058478127545076722009-06-24T13:55:44.543-07:002009-06-24T13:55:44.543-07:00Boy, aren't you glad you're the Mommy. Th...Boy, aren't you glad you're the Mommy. That would have been a real bummer to deal with on Father's Day if you were trying to celebrate that!<br /><br />I just LOVE the way you express all this. I could just picture every bit of it!<br /><br />Thanks for sharing!<br /><br />When will I turn into a girl - whoa, when ya gonna have "the big talk"?<br /><br />GrannieThis IS The Fun Part!https://www.blogger.com/profile/00496522309336995954noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-56977363901315247192009-06-24T09:31:49.980-07:002009-06-24T09:31:49.980-07:00"Day of Earth Chemistry," how poetic and..."Day of Earth Chemistry," how poetic and right on the money. And seriously, how nice to have a helper in such a "traumatic" backyard experience!Maureen at IslandRoarhttp://www.islandroar.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-9717910044368430242009-06-24T08:18:46.202-07:002009-06-24T08:18:46.202-07:00Wow. What did we do with these stories before blo...Wow. What did we do with these stories before blogs? This was a blog event if ever I resd one. <br /><br />When you said Cosmo was a wolf, I thought, "What a punchline for you all, that one." I believe Cosmo was also the name of a couple of Medicci's ... talk about character.<br /><br />I want a neigbor like yours ... still friendly after the demise of their cat (my first thought was that it must have been a really mean cat). Our neighbors are stiff and unfriendly for a lot less than that.Palehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16831665114462726477noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-81994494771150486142009-06-24T06:03:33.990-07:002009-06-24T06:03:33.990-07:00Um, er, ahem..WOW...wolf? Dang! Thankfully I hav...Um, er, ahem..WOW...wolf? Dang! Thankfully I have never had a pet who brought me gifts...and I have had a lot! Compassion man, compassion...good going! My favorite: Rigor Critter! Kudos!BellaDaddyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12469029319230742802noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-59914687688036216592009-06-24T05:31:32.451-07:002009-06-24T05:31:32.451-07:00Our dog used to bring us baby rabbits when he was ...Our dog used to bring us baby rabbits when he was a puppy but it was just the unfortunate placement of a nest beside our deck and his constant looking for new toys... No dead creatures since.Jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05107035581921810659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-35015335714170162322009-06-24T05:00:42.076-07:002009-06-24T05:00:42.076-07:00Leave it to kids to want to poke dead things with ...Leave it to kids to want to poke dead things with a stick! <br /><br />I hope the birthday party went well.Yankee Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08920111229743918567noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-7627972702434268432009-06-24T04:32:03.454-07:002009-06-24T04:32:03.454-07:00Opossum's are disgustingly ugly. I'm happ...Opossum's are disgustingly ugly. I'm happy for Lucky, but I don't think I would have gone back to look for more. You are very brave, my friend.<br /><br />But, your dog is showing his love for you by leaving all thos nifty presents in the backyard.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-79128977697329512592009-06-23T22:25:28.476-07:002009-06-23T22:25:28.476-07:00My kids will be SO bummed they missed that. It bea...My kids will be SO bummed they missed that. It beats the train table and princess clothes by like a MILE!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-80145920240750023302009-06-23T22:20:35.711-07:002009-06-23T22:20:35.711-07:00Day of Earthy Chemistry? No wonder Sebastian can h...Day of Earthy Chemistry? No wonder Sebastian can handle all the dead wildlife. <br />Now is Cosmo part dog and part wolf, or all wolf? He does like to interact with the wildlife, doesn't he? I have an indoor cat and scaredy-cat dog. Thank God! I do not get "presents" from them. <br />If I found what you found in your backyard, I would have to knock back more than one killer cosmo, the drink, not the wolf/dog. <br />Why am I laughing at your adventures? Maybe it's your son's questions?SurprisedMomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11474705305996978532noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-26248688958897245622009-06-23T22:14:54.739-07:002009-06-23T22:14:54.739-07:00From what I understand, Lucky lives up to his name...From what I understand, Lucky lives up to his name. He's healthy and I imagine with Crazy Opossum Lady's tender care he'll thrive.Mommy with a Penishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10360095273858091641noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8837751288388156474.post-41573377898878474432009-06-23T21:52:28.322-07:002009-06-23T21:52:28.322-07:00Oh. My. God.
I thought my cats were bad. I was bro...Oh. My. God.<br />I thought my cats were bad. I was broken hearted when I saw one of them tossing a (dead) hummingbird about with wild abandon, but mama possum plus 7 babies? Que triste!<br />You are too funny my friend.<br />Did baby #8 survive?Kristina Johnsonhttp://formerchef.comnoreply@blogger.com